Pulse Survey

Definition

A short, frequent survey designed to measure employee sentiment quickly and regularly, while ignoring the data and continuing business as usual.

Example Usage

Our pulse survey last month showed declining morale, so we sent an email about 'mindfulness' instead of addressing the actual problems.

Origin

Concept developed in the 2010s as technology made frequent surveying easier

Fun Fact

The trend in pulse survey results is almost always downward, yet companies rarely connect this to their actions

Source: Employee Engagement Measurement Standards

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