Definition

The political gymnastics of trying to pander to two completely incompatible voter bases simultaneously without anyone noticing you're talking out of both sides of your mouth. It's having your cake, eating it too, and claiming you never liked cake anyway.

Example Usage

The senator's bipanderal approach to climate change - promising green jobs to progressives while assuring fossil fuel donors nothing will change - fooled exactly no one.

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