constitution

Definition

A nation's fundamental rulebook that everyone claims to revere but interprets in wildly different ways depending on their political agenda. It's the document that simultaneously guarantees your rights and gives lawyers enough ambiguity to argue about what those rights actually mean for centuries. Unlike software terms of service, people occasionally read this one—then spend the next several hours arguing about what the founders "really meant."

Example Usage

Both sides cited the constitution to support their completely opposite positions, because apparently the framers were masters of ambiguity.

Source: Common political and legal terminology

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