Billable Hours

Definition

The legal profession's unit of time measurement, where a six-minute phone call becomes a full hour and reading an email counts as research. The only industry where the clock runs faster than in a microwave.

Example Usage

"My attorney billed me four hours for what he described as intense legal analysis, but his browser history suggests it was mostly ESPN and a recipe for banana bread."

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interrogate

To question someone with the intensity and persistence of a prosecutor who's had too much coffee. The art of asking questions designed to extract information, typically conducted by someone with a badge or a parent who found your report card. A thorough examination that makes a casual conversation feel like a spa day in comparison.

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stare decisis

The legal doctrine requiring courts to follow precedents set by previous decisions, Latin for 'to stand by things decided.' It's why lawyers obsessively cite old cases and why bad precedents haunt us for generations.

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res judicata

The principle that once a court has decided an issue, you can't keep relitigating it like a broken record. It's the legal system's way of telling parties 'we already settled this, move on with your life.'

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annul

To legally declare something void, as if it never existed—the official "undo" button for marriages, contracts, or governmental acts. It's the nuclear option when canceling isn't quite dramatic enough, often requiring a court or authority to wave their magic gavel. Different from divorce in that annulment pretends you never made that regrettable decision in the first place.

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shall

The deceptively simple word that becomes legally binding magic when inserted into contracts and statutes, meaning "you absolutely must do this or else." Unlike its casual cousin "will," shall creates mandatory obligations that courts take very seriously. Lawyers debate its exact meaning endlessly, which is why modern drafters often just use "must" instead.

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sequestration

The legal process of isolating assets or people from outside influence, whether it's locking away property in a dispute or keeping jurors from watching Netflix during a trial. In government finance, it's the automatic budget cuts that kick in when politicians can't agree on spending, slashing programs with the precision of a blindfolded lumberjack. Either way, it's about separation and control, usually court-ordered.

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