Bedside Manner

Definition

The art of delivering terrible news while somehow making the patient feel okay about it, a skill they apparently teach in medical school right between organic chemistry and learning to write illegibly. Some doctors have it, and some deliver diagnoses like they are reading a grocery list.

Example Usage

"My doctor's bedside manner was so good that I almost felt grateful for my diagnosis, which is either a testament to her skill or a sign that I need therapy."

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