Nosocomial

Definition

An infection you catch at the hospital, which is the ultimate irony of going somewhere to get better and leaving with a bonus illness you did not have when you walked in. The medical equivalent of going to a car wash and getting a dent.

Example Usage

"My nosocomial infection meant I went to the hospital with a broken arm and came home with a broken arm plus a bonus disease, like a terrible buy-one-get-one deal."

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