Definition

A permanent military installation housing troops, equipment, and the world's most creative interpretations of architecture and food service. These facilities range from sprawling cities with their own zip codes to remote outposts that make you question every life choice. Features typically include a PX selling overpriced snacks, a gym no one uses, and enough bureaucracy to make the DMV look efficient.

Example Usage

Life on base means never being more than five minutes from someone who outranks you and wants to discuss your haircut.

Source: Military infrastructure terminology

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