bankruptcy

Definition

The moment a court officially agrees that math doesn't work in your favor and you need legal intervention to salvage what's left. Where 'broke' graduates to being a legally acknowledged disaster.

Example Usage

The startup filed for bankruptcy three months after the Series A, proving that runway calculations are largely fiction.

Source: Finance and business law terminology

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Intermediate

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