auction

Definition

A socially acceptable form of gladiatorial combat where participants wave paddles and bankrupt themselves in public, all for the thrill of outbidding strangers. The highest bidder wins the dubious honor of paying more than everyone else thought something was worth. Popular in real estate, art, and estate sales where dead people's stuff finds new homes.

Example Usage

The auction descended into chaos when two hedge fund managers got into a bidding war over a haunted Victorian mansion neither of them actually wanted.

Source: Common industry terminology

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