attendance

Definition

The official record of who actually showed up versus who claimed their alarm didn't go off. A metric obsessively tracked by schools, HR departments, and managers who believe physical presence equals productivity. Poor attendance can lead to disciplinary action, while perfect attendance often earns you a certificate nobody really cares about.

Example Usage

Her attendance record was flawless, though half the time she was just scrolling through her phone at her desk.

Source: Common business terminology

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