asprin

Definition

A sarcastic reference to needing aspirin as a painkiller—either from an actual hangover or from the existential headache of listening to catastrophically bad political speeches. A bygone relic of early 2000s political snark.

Example Usage

Watching that debate clip again gave me such a headache, I'm gonna need some asprin.

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