Definition

The rear end of a vessel where the captain pretends to look important while actually checking their phone. Used by sailors to distinguish between 'the pointy end' and 'the business end' of a ship.

Example Usage

The captain stood aft of the ship, adjusting his captain's hat for Instagram.

Source: Maritime industry terminology

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