Definition

To shout about your product/service/existence into the void of human consciousness with the faint hope that someone might actually care. The fine art of convincing people they need something they didn't know they wanted, using psychology, repetition, and enough dopamine triggers to make a lab rat blush.

Example Usage

We need to advertise our new energy drink by having influencers scream about it while running up a mountain at sunrise.

Source: Merriam-Webster / Marketing industry standard terminology

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