actuaries

Definition

The modern fortune tellers of finance—professionals who translate uncertainty into cold, hard numbers. They calculate the cost of future risk, determining insurance premiums and pension contributions by staring at spreadsheets and actuarial tables until the probabilities speak to them.

Example Usage

The insurance company hired actuaries to calculate the premium increases needed after the catastrophic hurricane season predictions.

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