Diversification

Definition

The investment strategy of not putting all your eggs in one basket, which is excellent advice until you have to figure out how many baskets to buy. It's how financial advisors tell you they don't know what will go up, so they're betting on everything.

Example Usage

"My portfolio is fully diversified. I own stocks that lose money in different sectors, so no single industry can disappoint me alone."

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