absotively

Definition

A whimsical portmanteau combining "absolutely" and "positively" for when regular emphasis just won't cut it. This playful intensifier emerged from the same linguistic tradition that gave us "fantabulous" and other delightfully unnecessary word mashups. It's the verbal equivalent of adding three exclamation points!!!

Example Usage

"Are you sure you locked the door?" "Absotively—I checked it twice."

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