Absolutely Free

Definition

The rare distinction between 'free' (which always has hidden fees like shipping or processing charges) and 'absolutely free' (actually, genuinely, no-strings-attached free). It's the phrase that separates false advertising from actual charitable acts.

Example Usage

The ad said 'free shipping' but charged $9.99, so I'm looking for something that's absolutely free now.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Absolutely%20Free&defid=4317240)

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