absolute

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Definition

Pure 100% ethanol alcohol produced through industrial distillation with drying agents—technically illegal for consumption and designed to burn throats if consumed neat, but legendarily effective as a flavorless punch spike in laboratory settings.

Example Usage

The chemist brought absolute to the research symposium and the entire team got absolutely hammered without knowing why the punch tasted like nothing.

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