Publish or perish in the ivory tower of learning outcomes.
Software like Canvas or Blackboard where you upload assignments and check your grade obsessively, because email is apparently too simple.
Allowing students to start a program at an advanced point rather than the beginning, because apparently prerequisites can be bypassed for select individuals.
The systematic process of measuring whether students actually learned what you said they would learn—spoiler alert: it's complicated.
Your feudal boss—the lord you swore to serve (and pay taxes to) in exchange for not being brutally murdered. The original corporate hierarchy, but with castles and actual swords.