Publish or perish in the ivory tower of learning outcomes.
The number of students assigned to an academic advisor, theoretically manageable but often resembling a therapist's caseload during a collective breakdown. Quality advising inversely correlates with this number.
A regular meeting where faculty and graduate students discuss recent research papers, theoretically staying current with their field but often devolving into methodological nitpicking. It's where scholars gather to collectively tear apart someone's published work over coffee.
The formal process of acquiring, accepting, or adding something to a collection, institution, or position of power—like a library cataloging new books or a country joining an international treaty. In museum-speak, it's the bureaucratic ritual of officially bringing artifacts into the collection. In politics, it's the moment someone ascends to the throne or office, complete with appropriate pomp and paperwork.