write-down

Definition

The accounting equivalent of admitting you overpaid for something—a reduction in the book value of an asset that's lost value faster than a new car leaving the dealership. Companies take write-downs when reality crashes their optimistic valuation party. It's how CFOs say 'oops' in the annual report without actually saying it.

Example Usage

The company took a $2 million write-down on its cryptocurrency investments after the founder turned out to be three teenagers in a trench coat.

Source: Accounting terminology

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