wozn

Definition

Ancient internet speak from 2000, a supposedly more elite version of 'owns' used by l337 speakers who wanted to feel special. It's the linguistic equivalent of adding flames to your Geocities website—technically more, but not actually better.

Example Usage

That gamer totally wozned everyone in the server, which is what he would've said if it were still 2001.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wozn&defid=850607)

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