Work-Life Balance

Definition

A mythical state of equilibrium where your job doesn't consume your personal life, spoken about in reverent tones by companies that email you at 10 PM. It's the corporate equivalent of a unicorn -- everyone says they believe in it but nobody has actually seen one.

Example Usage

"My company promotes work-life balance. By balance they mean you should balance your laptop on your knees at your kid's soccer game." - A balanced parent

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