window dressing

Definition

The practice of making financial statements look prettier than reality through perfectly legal but ethically questionable timing of transactions. It's like cleaning your apartment only when you know someone's coming over.

Example Usage

The fund manager engaged in some creative window dressing before quarter-end, selling losers and buying winners to make the portfolio look less embarrassing.

Origin

Borrowed from retail merchandising term, entered financial lexicon in early 20th century

Fun Fact

Mutual funds are notorious for window dressing at year-end, dumping underperforming stocks so they don't have to admit to owning them in annual reports.

Source: Investment management and accounting terminology

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