Definition

A dedicated space where teams gather to tackle urgent problems, manage crises, or coordinate intensive projects. Named after military command centers but typically featuring whiteboards instead of weapons.

Example Usage

We've set up a war room to monitor the product launch and respond to issues in real-time.

Origin

Military terminology from World War II, adopted by business in the late 20th century

Fun Fact

Modern virtual war rooms are Zoom calls that never end, proving that remote work has found new ways to trap employees in endless meetings.

Source: Project management and crisis management terminology

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