Definition

British slang for something utterly rubbish, worthless, or offensively terrible. When 'bad' just won't cut it and you need that extra British bite to convey your disappointment, this is your go-to descriptor.

Example Usage

That movie was absolute wank—I want my two hours back.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wank&defid=16979)

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