Voodoo Math

Definition

Math word problems featuring zombies, monsters, and other spooky characters instead of apples and trains—making arithmetic slightly less unbearable by threatening to turn your students into undead.

Example Usage

The teacher assigned voodoo math homework asking how many vampires could fit in a haunted castle if each needed their own coffin.

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