Vern Dogging

Definition

The corporate art of surveillance without subtlety, where a manager or supervisor watches you so obviously that they might as well be taking notes on a clipboard. Unlike bird-dogging, this comes with an extra helping of intimidation and the distinct feeling that someone's building a case against you.

Example Usage

I couldn't even browse Reddit for two seconds because the boss was straight-up Vern Dogging us from across the office.

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