Urban Procrastinary

Definition

The delightful irony of spending hours writing definitions on Urban Dictionary instead of doing actual work—a procrastination technique that's somehow both productive and completely counterproductive. It's meta-procrastination in its purest form.

Example Usage

I was supposed to write my essay, but I got sucked into urban procrastinary and added ten new entries instead.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Urban%20Procrastinary&defid=5651892)

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