Upskilling

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Definition

The corporate initiative of teaching employees new skills so the company doesn't have to hire people who already have them. It sounds empowering but usually means watching 40 hours of training videos at 2x speed while also doing your normal job.

Example Usage

"I upskilled in data analytics. Now I do my old job AND the analytics team's job. For the same salary. The real skill I learned was regret." - An upskilled and underpaid worker

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