Definition

The improvement or increase in performance metrics, usually expressed as a percentage that makes mediocre results sound impressive. A 2% uplift sounds better than 'slightly less terrible.'

Example Usage

The new checkout flow delivered a 3% conversion uplift, which almost covers what we spent building it.

Origin

Marketing and analytics terminology from the 2000s

Fun Fact

Uplift percentages are often calculated using the most favorable baseline possible, making them the corporate equivalent of flattering camera angles.

Source: Marketing analytics terminology

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