Up Buffy's Ass

Definition

A household explanation for any mysteriously missing item—the convenient theory that whatever you're looking for has somehow ended up inside (or near) the family pet. It's the domestic equivalent of blaming the dog.

Example Usage

We can't find the TV remote again; it must be up Buffy's ass somewhere.

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