twat rocket

Definition

A roller derby player competing in Portland, Oregon leagues, known for their aggressive skating style and dominance on the track. The term has become somewhat iconic in the Portland derby community.

Example Usage

Twat Rocket absolutely destroyed the competition and swept the grand slam tournament last weekend.

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