Definition

The amount of money universities charge for education, determined by a complex formula involving the cost of instruction, facility maintenance, and whatever number makes the board of trustees giggle with glee. It rises annually at a rate that makes inflation look like a bargain shopper.

Example Usage

"My tuition went up 8% this year to fund a new student wellness center, which I'll need after seeing my tuition bill."

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