Tooth-to-Tail Ratio

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Definition

The proportion of combat forces (teeth) to support personnel (tail) in a military organization. A measure of how many people with guns you have per person carrying clipboards and fixing trucks.

Example Usage

Our tooth-to-tail ratio is terrible—we have three support soldiers for every combat infantryman.

Origin

20th century military force structure analysis

Fun Fact

Modern militaries have increasingly large 'tails' due to technological complexity—WWII soldiers could fix their equipment with a wrench; today's require computer scientists and million-dollar parts.

Source: Military force structure and organizational analysis

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