Toilet Mummy

Definition

When someone's germaphobia goes full archaeological mode—wrapping a toilet seat in approximately 47 layers of toilet paper to create an ancient artifact. A cry for help disguised as hygiene.

Example Usage

I walked into the bathroom and found a toilet mummy; someone was NOT taking chances with that public seat.

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