tldnw

Definition

Too Long Did Not Watch—the internet's way of saying 'this video was so painfully bad I rage-quit before the credits rolled.' A video-era cousin of TL;DR for those with the attention span of a goldfish.

Example Usage

I clicked on that 20-minute conspiracy theory video and tldnw after the first 30 seconds.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tldnw&defid=2901427)

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