Title Insurance

Definition

Insurance that protects you in case someone crawls out of the woodwork claiming they actually own your house. You pay for it once, pray you never need it, and wonder what kind of chaos could possibly require it. Spoiler: the chaos is always there.

Example Usage

"I didn't understand title insurance until my neighbor showed me a deed from 1847 claiming my backyard belonged to his great-great-grandmother's horse." - A believer now

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