time to productivity

Definition

The period between when an employee starts and when they actually contribute value rather than just attending orientation sessions and asking where the bathroom is. It's HR's acknowledgment that new hires are expensive decorative objects for a while.

Example Usage

Our analytics show time to productivity for engineers is six months, which explains why they spend Q1 just figuring out our codebase.

Origin

Emerged from manufacturing efficiency metrics in the mid-20th century, adopted by HR in the 1990s

Fun Fact

Time to productivity is often twice as long as managers estimate, leading to chronic disappointment with new hires.

Source: Workforce analytics and onboarding metrics

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