throw it in the fuck-it bucket

Definition

The philosophical moment when you stop caring about perfection and accept that a dish or situation is beyond salvation. Usually occurs around hour twelve of a double shift.

Example Usage

Table 9 has complained three times—just throw it in the fuck-it bucket and comp their dessert.

Origin

Restaurant industry resignation terminology, deliberately crude for emphasis

Fun Fact

The metaphorical 'fuck-it bucket' is where idealism goes to die, usually sometime during a cook's second year in the industry.

Source: Restaurant industry burnout vernacular

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