the rectangle of life

Definition

Your smartphone—that glowing rectangle that has somehow become the primary repository for every important moment, connection, and piece of information in your existence. Essentially, it's your digital life support system.

Example Usage

Ashley had a full meltdown when she dropped her phone because the rectangle of life was basically her entire world at that point.

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