Definition

The rebellious cousin of the mullet, featuring long hair in the front and short in the back—basically a mullet that went to art school. A hairstyle choice that says 'I make unconventional decisions' while still screaming 'Nebraska redneck.'

Example Usage

His tellum was so extreme he had to constantly brush hair out of his eyes while showing off his buzzed neck.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tellum&defid=7922)

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