Team Fortress Classic

Definition

The forgotten grandfather of Team Fortress 2—a game that technically existed but nobody remembers because it didn't have cosmetic hats, which is apparently the only reason anyone plays the sequel. It's the video game equivalent of your parent's first attempt at something.

Example Usage

My roommate asked if Team Fortress had always been about hats, so I told him to look up Team Fortress Classic—the hatless dark ages.

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