teaching out

Definition

The process of allowing currently enrolled students to complete a program that's being discontinued, like a slow academic death march. Everyone knows the program is doomed, but you still have to pretend everything's fine.

Example Usage

We're teaching out the German Studies major over the next three years, trying to maintain enthusiasm while watching our program die.

Origin

Higher education administration terminology from program closure procedures

Fun Fact

Teaching out a program often creates bizarre situations where faculty must advise students into a major they know is ending while pretending career prospects are still viable

Source: Higher education administration and program management terminology

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