teaching load

Definition

The number of courses a faculty member teaches, which is inversely proportional to both research expectations and job satisfaction. Also a perfect literal description of how it feels.

Example Usage

My teaching load is 4-4, meaning I teach four courses each semester and have approximately zero time for the research I'm still somehow expected to produce.

Origin

Faculty workload terminology from academic employment contracts

Fun Fact

Teaching loads vary wildly by institution type: R1 research faculty might teach 2-2, while community college faculty commonly teach 5-5 or higher, leading to vastly different career experiences despite the same job title

Source: Faculty employment and workload terminology

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