tankems

Definition

An extreme state of intoxication that surpasses regular 'drunk' and sits dangerously close to alcohol poisoning—basically the point where you're barely functional and your friends should probably cut you off. More obliterated than 'trashed' but still (technically) conscious.

Example Usage

Last weekend Brad got tankems and spent two hours trying to text his ex from the bathroom.

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