Talking Points

Definition

Pre-approved sentences that politicians repeat verbatim on every news show, making them sound like slightly more articulate parrots. They're the political equivalent of a student who memorized one paragraph and hopes the essay question matches.

Example Usage

"His talking points were so scripted that when a reporter asked him about the weather, he pivoted to healthcare reform in under three seconds."

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