tab rat

Definition

A chronic browser tab hoarder who refuses to close anything, resulting in a computer that runs like it's powered by a hamster on a wheel. These digital pack rats will have 47 tabs open and still not find the one with the audio playing.

Example Usage

My mom is a tab rat who complains her laptop is slow while keeping 80+ tabs open at all times.

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