sysadmin

Definition

The unsung hero who keeps your company's digital infrastructure running while everyone else blissfully complains about slow Wi-Fi. Part firefighter, part therapist, part wizard, they spend their days preventing disasters you'll never know about and fixing problems you definitely caused. Usually found in the server room muttering about backups and user permissions.

Example Usage

The sysadmin's Slack status read 'in a meeting' but everyone knew he was actually hiding in the data center to avoid another 'quick question' about password resets.

Source: IT industry terminology

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