symposia

Definition

A fancy word for a conference where experts gather to discuss serious topics—or in ancient times, to drink wine and argue philosophy. Modern versions substitute coffee for wine but maintain equal levels of pretension.

Example Usage

The symposia on climate change attracted researchers from 47 countries.

Source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary

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